commandersheena:

israfel070:

modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.

did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

When i meet someone new

theadoredelano:

Me: do u watch rpdr?

Person: what

Me:

image



(via worshippingidols)

  • Me: *attempts to buy work appropriate clothes*
  • Me: *buys 15 crop tops*
  • Me: what have i done